A vision: a Fat Poets' resort, where we all can visit or live year round. Plenty of capacious chairs, strong beds, trails to walk and explore, amazing views, incredible food, haunting sunsets. Laptops to rent, with printers nearby, if we decide not to bring our own. A large carpeted library with loads and loads of books. And windows. A lake. Lots and lots of strong chairs near the lake.
Our own rooms, each with a gorgeous and spacious bathroom. Beds strong enough to jump up and down on (and for other things).
A room with a fireplace and legacy games and chessboards.
Lots of trees.
An amusement park :) (For fat people, but for everyone else too, so it can make money enough to support the resort.)
Swings! Of various kinds. Hammocks.
A porch that stretches around the entire ground floor, for the Main House. Oh, also porch swings. Lots of strong wonderful Adirondack chairs and other kinds of strong chairs.
Staff that adore us and understand how to treat us really well.
Did I leave anything out? What would you all like to see?