Viral?

Viral?

If viruses continued to evolve,
would they develop a language?
Would Virusese become
the new virus Esperanto,
invented to unite diverse viruses?
Or would there be several dialects
or spinoffs?
Would viruses one day translate
into English or Spanish or Mandarin?
Would people learn to speak Virusese,
and with the correct accent?

And most pertinent:
What would viruses call themselves
in their own language?