Festival of the Clitoris
Can you imagine?
We could have...
clitoris cupcakes.
Clitoris-happy underpants.
Songs of the clitoris.
Clitoris poems.
Clitoris stories.
Clitoris paintings.
Little cuddly clitorises
to sleep with.
One of those see through
models
showing all of its
rarely discussed parts.
Fantastic clitoral oils
to zing you from
sleepy to charged
in ten seconds.
And let us not forget
clitoral videos
showing how to
and where to
and when to..
Celebrate...
with clitoris-shaped
tables.
Apply for open carry
clitorises,
And the climax...
a talking clitoris cake
which gets excited
when you smear it
with chocolate.
I AM HER CLITORIS
and I can..fly!
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