I know it's Memorial Day, but we can also have a little fun.
To The Person Who Sent An Ad About Bariatric Surgery to my Inbox
Even if it were not
that BS (in both ways) kills
maims and mutilates
and then does not even
achieve its goal,
I resent the fact
that your algorithm
automatically assumed
my captive interest.
BS Algorithm,
meet FZ Algorithm.
Does not brook idiots
has no use for strangers.
As a matter of fact,
what it probably will do
after coming in contact
is sit on you. Squoosh, squoosh.
Goodbye, BS Algorithm.
Don't eat any rotten variables
on your way out.
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